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Puppies

18 Jan

Puppies, eh? Aren’t they lovely?

Soft, cuddly, happy little puppies, just running around and doing all that puppy stuff?

Nobody could dislike puppies surely, be they Catholic, Protestant, Sikh or whatever. They’re just puppies.

And they’re bloody lovely. Alright?

/ paddy (hoping for some peace and quiet for a change)

 
25 Comments

Posted by on January 18, 2010 in Obscura

 

25 responses to “Puppies

  1. Seamus

    January 18, 2010 at 10:56 am

    They would go great in the pot. Mmmmmm, puppy stew…

     
    • paddyK

      January 18, 2010 at 11:06 am

      Puppy recipes are sadly missing…veal, on the other hand, and lamb, and duckling…

       
      • Seamus

        January 18, 2010 at 2:58 pm

        Puppy kebab?

        You will never know until you try. And you never know, you may already have…

         
  2. Bellis

    January 18, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Yes, they are lovely!

    But tell you the truth, I love kittens even more. Generally speaking, that is. For most of my life I’ve had cats and until recently, when a friend got the cutest little puppy you could think of, I was firmly convinced that I could not really “communicate” with dogs/puppies as well as with cats/kittens. Turned out I was wrong at least in that instance, because the new little puppy – for reasons unfathomable to me – has taken a liking to me that is wholly undeserved but totally overwhelming.

    With that said, my day care mum when I was a child had a dog, now gone for decades, that still remains closest to my heart of all dogs. That dog was incredible, even sleeping lying right across me in order to protect me against any danger when I was a toddler.

    And then, of course, the cats. There have been three of them in my life, and also the little kitten daughter of one of them.

    Well.

    Living as I do now, it is no longer feasible to have a pet. Unfortunately.

    They are great, great company.

    All the best,
    Bellis

     
    • paddyK

      January 18, 2010 at 11:08 am

      As soon as I leave apartment life there will be a dog for me. Old English Sheepdog is number one on the wish-list.

       
  3. Martin R

    January 18, 2010 at 11:05 am

    Puppies? You heathen dog! Infidel!

     
    • paddyK

      January 18, 2010 at 11:08 am

      Cue hell/hot-dog joke of some kind…

       
  4. csrster

    January 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    The only thing wrong with puppies is that they’re not kittens.

     
  5. Sean Mulroy

    January 18, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    You have no idea what its like living with puppies you “Nonpuppyland’ dweller so dont tell me how cute they are. Have the good manner to keep your pro puppy comments to yourself.
    For it is written – “Puppies are pricks”. (I just wrote it but under Gods guidance. The catholic God, not the prod one)
    Amen

     
  6. paddyK

    January 18, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    And the puppies rained upon the Amalekites and did entirely consume them, and there was weeping and ironing and ordering from Amazon and the Lord saw the carnage and threw out scooby snacks more numerous than the stars in heaven for it was good and pleasing to his great fat arse.

     
  7. Blackout

    January 18, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    They are adorable. With puppys around even I would be able to listen friendly to a religious person.
    My dog is an Irish Terrier, a real gangster with loads of brain and integrity.

     
    • paddyK

      January 19, 2010 at 9:41 am

      They’re nice dogs! Plus they’re usually secular, which is a plus.

       
  8. Wynn

    January 18, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    Are people complaining that you’re too negative?

    I don’t like dogs very much, altough I of course like puppies. Cats is my thing, I FRIGGIN LOVE KITTENS. Omg. Kittens.

     
    • paddyK

      January 19, 2010 at 9:41 am

      Puppies would kick kittens ass. Definitely.

       
  9. ladyfi

    January 19, 2010 at 9:44 am

    Dogs definitely kick cat ass! So there.

     
    • Bellis

      January 19, 2010 at 1:23 pm

      Eh, no. They don’t. Not literally, anyway. A cat will go for the eyes. With her claws. Scratching the eyes out, that is. And cats are extremely fast.

      So while the dog still just stands there barking, it has already lost the fight.

      It is uncommon for a cat to lose a fight against a dog, but it happens.

      All the best,
      Bellis

       
      • ladyfi

        January 20, 2010 at 12:01 pm

        Physically cats win every time… But I was speaking more metaphorically… ;-)

         
      • paddyK

        January 20, 2010 at 12:19 pm

        Fight fight fight!

         
  10. Blackout

    January 19, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    No cat win against an Irish Terrier, that´s for sure. That´s why we had to fence 5 acres around our house, the neigbours lost their cats, even a big strong Main Coon known for dominating rottweilers.
    And I like when my dog can run free without me overlooking every step.
    A terrier is a terrier is a terrier…

     
    • paddyK

      January 20, 2010 at 1:12 am

      Those Irish dogs kick arse, that’s for sure.

       
  11. Sean Mulroy

    January 19, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    Somewhere in Sweden is a Staffordshire Bull terrier which is essentially a ball of muscle with teeth. Along with the dog is a ginger Toms fangs somewhere in its neck. Our dear departed ginger tom, Fizz-Gig went head to head with said dog and gave as good as he got. Dog was sent on a prison ship to Sweden. True story……..
    Moral of the story- I like both but I do like a good Kitten-Tika-Masala

     
    • paddyK

      January 20, 2010 at 1:13 am

      I prefer the pussy fondue, myself.

       
  12. Brendan

    January 20, 2010 at 12:24 am

    http://www.thepuppychannel.com/

    Originally this was conceived to be TV channel for those who would want to have a nice background in their daly lives. Cute puppies all day on TV.

     
    • paddyK

      January 20, 2010 at 1:19 am

      It’s bizarrely appealing, I must say.

      Nice portfolio, by the way. I particularly liked “Competitors”. You have anything on display in Stockholm at the moment?

       
  13. Dan FitzSimons

    January 21, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    —hi paddy—thepuppychannel.com is now online—with capabilities beyond what’s now possible on tv—it’s nonsectarian and not ethnocentric—but noticing the names of your commenters—you and they might be interested that it was started by some irishamericans in cleveland ohio usa—and now seeks allies to expand to other media—woof !

     

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