Take it from the top

I am a 36 year old, one-armed Irish dwarf who has lived in Sweden since 1997 and is still struggling to understand why they have a hundred different kinds of yogurt, fifty kinds of pickled fish but no salt and vinegar crisps.

You win on the swings and then you lose it all on the roundabouts. So don’t say I didn’t warn you about the gambling at the fun-fairs.

And I am no longer anonymous. That’s me right there, see?