It’s not easy being Green

I live in Stockholm, but I come from Ireland. I was transported here in the nineties by a girl. A Swedish girl. This may not sound unusual, and in fact it isn’t. Thousands of foreign men are imported every year by Swedish women. These dastardly females meet us abroad and bring us back with them because we are not Swedish and are therefore exciting and spontaneous. Then, after a couple of years, they abandon us because we are not Swedish and are therefore exciting and spontaneous.
To summarize – they date us because we are not Swedish, and they spend the following years trying to make us Swedish. When this does not happen, they dump us, take the kids and the house and the friends and the DVDs and we move into a flat in Rågsved.
Personally, I think there is a secret State budget for importing smart, good-looking men into Sweden. The women get 20,000:- but only if they get us to stay for at least 2 years. And after that, it’s dumpsville.
Still, it’s not all bad. It’s easier to pick up girls if you speak English to them. It used to be very easy when you could smoke in the pubs in Stockholm. Then you could sit beside the girl you fancied and ask her for a light. And these days you can sit beside the girl you like and ask her for a peanut.
/ paddy

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