Warning – the following blog contains details about my penis. If you are of a sensitive nature, you should go and read something else. Perhaps a nice Christian site or something. Otherwise, proceed at your own risk…
Red spot at night, shepherd’s delight. But red spot under penis…not as popular. So after some prodding from M, I ventured to the Vårdcentral (health centre) and got in line. You get in line a lot in Sweden.
I met a friendly nurse – a nurse! – who was thankfully too old to be very attractive and cause any unfortunate stirrings in those regions. So I explained the problem – red spot, a bit sore, itchy.
“Well then, lets have a look, shall we?”
So there I was, 34 years old, sitting in a small room with an older lady who wanted to see my dick. I produced the dick, as required, and the lady stared for about 0.6 seconds.
“Fungal infection”, she said, nodding. “Just use this cream, it’ll go away soon.”
Relieved like never before, I put away the penis, took the cream, thanked her in an embarrassed way, and hurried out of there with my hood pulled tightly around my face. A close escape.
The moral of the story – say no to drugs, and keep your genital fungus under control or you may have to one day whip it out in front of a middle-aged lady.