I found this today, deep in the colon of a Swedish gutter “newspaper”.
Pop star shock! Bono from U2 captured on film by a loser holding a camera ten times as big as his dick:
Figure 1 – Middle-aged man with subcutaneous fat
And – oh gosh – this 46 year old Irish guy has got A BIT OF A STOMACH! Oh the pain, the tears, the agony!
My only comment – let’s see the fucking walking blobs who took this “photo” and wrote this “article”, as well as the other walking blobs who actually go into a shop and ask to buy this fucking rubbish, and then we’ll see who’s got the bigger stomach.
Maybe the fuckwit “journalists” could take pics of each other’s flabby bits, publish them and write in-depth commentary, in very simple grammar, about who is porking who.
Oh wait a second, that wouldn’t work, because absolutely nobody would care.