The newspapers are an endless source of rubbish, I think you will all agree. Today’s insignificant page-filler is from Swedish daily Aftonbladet and concerns pizza. The paper has asked its readers (or more correctly, considering the intellectual level of this rag, its viewers) to send in strange pizzas and where one might find them.
The winner has to be this monster, the Calzskrove. This is a Calzone (folded pizza) containing…wait for it…cheese, ham, hamburgers and fries. Yes, the burgers and fries are INSIDE the pizza. Oh Jesus help me…
Here is a nice image showing the construction of this culinary masterpiece:
Another pizza mentioned in the article is the “Kärrtorp”, a breakfast pizza with yoghurt and flakes. Makes you want to jump on a low-price aeroplane to some shitty airport 2 hours from Stockholm, doesn’t it?
And I have so often complained that Swedes don’t try any new food. Well, now I stand corrected – they DO try new dishes but they are all circular and vile and covered in runny cheese.