An accidental blowjob

Ah the newspapers, where would I be without you? Today’s slice of frivolity from Aftonbladet: a Swedish Christian Democrat politician caught fiddling with another man’s bits in a swimming pool. Oh I love it!

The politician was accused of giving “manual relief” (heh heh) to another dude, as well as applying his lips to this other dude’s rigid member in the shower room. This all gets more interesting when the politician tries to defend his actions as follows:

The other man asked the politician to examine an injury on his penis for him (I know this happens to me all the time…). And as for the blowjob in the shower room, well this happened because the politician bent over to get a look at the other man’s newspaper (in the shower? A plastic newspaper?) and just happened to slip, ending up on his knees right in front of the other guy’s erect dick just as a staff member passed by.

The whole story is hard to confirm as the other man claims to have been very drunk at the time and can’t remember very much at all, such as where he got hold of a plastic newspaper.

I can’t wait to see how this one turns out, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the loathsome Christian Democrats have just lost themselves a dude. And I could not be happier! Joy to the world, the Lord has come!

/ paddy

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8 thoughts on “An accidental blowjob

  1. What I want to know is: What are the people on who come up with excuses for politicians’ behaviour? No matter what country you’re in, the politicians have the most crap ‘explanations’ for things. It’s as if they think they can say ANYthing and people will want to believe them so much they’ll accept whatever cack comes out of their mouths.

  2. lexfoster: It works like this: the public has a short memory, and you lie your ass off for a while until people forget what happened. It worked brilliantly for the US army in Iraq: Bomb a marketplace? Us? Never. No way. And let’s see what that Britney Spears is up to, shall we…

  3. Yeah, works like that.

    However I would say that this one gets 0 for effort, 7 for imagination (imagining that anyone would accept it) and 10 for sheer chutzpah.

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