The Swedish Folkpartiet (The People’s Party) have decided on their new leader. (Or here in English.) They were finally forced to get rid of the odious, moronic and completely incomprehensible Lars Lionfortress, thanks to a disaster in the recent election (dropping from 12% to 7%) and an Internet spying scandal.
And now they have drafted in the equally tight-arsed Jan Björklund, a man who joined the youth wing of his centre-right Folkpartiet at the tender age of 14 (ugh…I can barely supress a shiver of disgust – just what kind of screwed-up 14-year old joins a centre-right political party). Presently he is education minister, and soon will be running his country with an iron fist.
He likes romantic dinners, naked windsurfing and walks in the park and is really looking forward to farting about as party leader for 10 years, spewing out carbon dioxide on the government jet, frittering away money on his expense account, and retiring on a fat arse and a fat pension.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.