Well you take fame where you can find it. And now I have a new claim to the spotlight. Yes, you are now looking at the world’s premier authority in penis measuring.
Don’t believe me? Why just go into Google and search for “measure my dick” and who do you get as first hit? You know who baby, oh yes you do!
Searches for the related terms “measure dick”and “measuring dick” also get my blog in the top three hits. And this makes me some kind of dick-measuring guru. Apparently.
This spectacular fame is, of course, the result of my seminal (heh heh) article entitled “How to measure my dick” from a while back.
This article alone is responsible for over a hundred hits a day to my blog, mostly from people searching for the above terms on Google. Sometimes they even leave comments, and they are mostly of a very disturbing nature.
So when the grandkids turn around and say, “Grandad, were you famous?” I can give them the dirty-old-man smile, slap my hands against my kness and tell them once again the story of the penis and the search engine (while H42 glares at me accusingly from the kitchen).