Cavemen and Dictators

29 Aug

I have always been of the opinion that the Neanderthals got a bad deal. Since they weren’t around to write the anthropology books, they were of course typecast as the bad guys. Or, at least, as the very dumb guys.

The story usually presented is that our near-relatives were wiped out by Homo sapiens sapiens and their superior technology (microwaves and nose-hair trimmers and the like). The poor dumb Neanderthals just couldn’t adapt to our frenetic gadgetry and found themselves booking tickets on the big mother-of-pearl Elvish ferry into the West.

However New Scientist likes to burst clichés such as this and the new evidence suggest that Neanderthal technology (ie. rock and pieces of rock) was comparable to and possibly better than that of our ancestors. So whatever caused them to disappear, it was not their inferior cutting and striking surfaces. Maybe they were just bad morning people.

And, while on the subject of pre-humans, here is a very scary piece of info about the leader of the free world (or, as I like to call him, the Hindmost). Apparently the provisions are in place in the US for a declaration of Martial Law. To quote the article in question:

New legislation signed on May 9, 2007, declares that in the event of a “catastrophic event”, the President can take total control over the government and the country, bypassing all other levels of government at the state, federal, local, territorial and tribal levels, and thus ensuring total unprecedented dictatorial power.

Well that’s nice then. Now all that remains is to work out a definition of “catastrophic event” that we can all agree on. And hope that Furious George doesn’t find one in the next 6 months or so.

That’s it, off you go now.

/ paddy


Posted by on August 29, 2008 in Science, Society


7 responses to “Cavemen and Dictators

  1. ullis

    August 29, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    Because I’m stupid right now from fever and shit I don’t really have the energy to read the last part of the post, but I’ll just say that I promote everything dealing with neanderthals!

  2. Alex Foster

    August 29, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Look, man, I’m trying to sit back and enjoy the circus that this election is going to be since McC just chose a woman as his running mate. It’s going to be ugly for the next few months. Wahoo!

    And you have to come in and put into my head that Shrub has the possibility of making martial law? Cheers, mate.

  3. SirPe

    September 2, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Well done for finding such a great picture of Mr. Pubic Hair! I don’t think I’ve ever seen him looking so intelligent ;-).

  4. paddyK

    September 2, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    ullis: We should start a political party for Neanderthals.

    Alex: Yes it all just got a lot more exciting.

    SirPe: Yes, he’s a real looker.

  5. Alex Foster

    September 3, 2008 at 1:35 am

    I know! Jaysus. That’s it. I’m going back two generations to the people that came here from their respective countries. I can be Irish or English. Which should I choose?

  6. Claudio

    November 24, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    I love you

  7. sage

    July 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    this guy looks like a fuckin asshole!!!!!!!


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