So three things are guaranteed in this world:
1) You will always make too much popcorn.
2) You will always make too few mashed potatoes.
3) If you show a female a photograph of her that you have taken, she will throw up her hands and exclaim: “Oh God, it’s HIDEOUS, get rid of it!”
I have never once shown a photograph of a female to that same female and had her nod and say: “You know, I look rather nice in that one.”
Men tend to shrug and mutter: “Yes, it’s fine” when shown a photo, while probably thinking about something else entirely.
But women? No sir – every photo is a disaster, an asteroid impact, a melting glacier, and needs to be simply removed from the universe.
Usually I shy away from sweeping statements about males/females, but this one is pretty indisputable.
And now I shall sit back and wait for you all to dispute it…