Here is one of those products that seems to be a clever joke, but is actually for real, which makes it all the more hilarious and sad.
The goatee has been used in fiction for years to signal that a character is “evil”, and is used in reality, specifically in the US, to indicate that a person is a jock and/or an idiot (whether intentional or not).
I mean, come on, if you’re going to grow a bread, then grow a bloody beard, and spare us the ordeal of looking at a face that looks like it was put together in Photoshop.
And the dudes in the ad! Jeeeezus. Serial killer convention, anyone? Is there any of these guys that you would trust, for any reason, for even a millisecond?
And then you hold the stupid thing in your MOUTH…
Excuse me, I have to leave now and shudder for a while.