I’ll start by ignoring how many of last year’s resolutions I did or did not complete. I did finish the book though. And, um, I didn’t die. And I didn’t get dumped. Oh wait….
Okay then, here’s the new ones. For what it’s worth.
- Not die. I figure this is do-able.
- Finish the novel I’ve been working on for 6 years that’s almost done.
- Go to Amsterdam, London and Barcelona.
- Turn 40 while still in possession of my hair and teeth.
- Meet a genuine person who won’t FUCKING DUMP MY ASS.
- Learn to dance Lindy Hop properly.
- Make deep-fried Mars bars. Possibly wrapped in bacon.
You may notice there’s nothing in there about fitness or weight. That’s because I’m now totally buffed and in great shape. So screw you, unfit losers.
Anything else I missed? If so feel free to throw them at me. Or tell me your own resolutions. Or tell me anything else you feel like, just to get some comment action going and drag this whole thing out just a little bit longer. Because we all want that don’t we?