As you may know, if you can be bothered to remember pointless details like this, I work in a company that produces online Bingo games. In each Bingo game is a chat, and the chat has a bad language filter. This means that the chat master can decide which inappropriate words will be blocked from appearing in the chat window.
The actual list of words serves 3 purposes:
- It shows the level of humour expected from the average online Bingo player.
- It shows what the average chat master EXPECTS the average online Bingo player to come up with.
- It gives us all a good chuckle.
So here it is, in all its bawdy (and alphabetically sorted) glory:
( . )( . )
80085
8008s
The message has been rejected!
a-hole
anal
anus
arse
arse bandit
ass
ball hang
ball swing
balls
bastard
beaver
beef curtain
bender
big vagina
bitch
bloody heck
bloody shite
blow off
blowjob
blue veined piccal
bollocks
boobs
bottie burp
bugger lugs
bum hole
bunk up
chinamans eye
chink
chug nuts
chutney ferre
cock
cock off
cock pit
com
corn hole
cum
cumming
cumstain
cunt
dick head
dildo
dingles
docker
docking
dumbass
dumbshit
dump master
ejaculate
erection
fag
faggot
fanny
fart
flapper
flaps
flippin heck
foreskin jumper
forskin
fu
fuck
fudge tunnel
gala
galabingo
gash
gasher
gay
git
gook
groaper
hole sniffer
japs eye
jobby jobby plop plop
knob
kojak in a crew neck jumper
kojak in a rollneck jumper
labia
lameass
lmao
love pocket
masturbate
mecca
mong
motherfucker
nigger
nipple
nob
nude
nugger
nutjob
nutter
oh my fucking good
omfg
orgasm
orgy
peckerhead
penis
piece of shit
pillock
piss flaps
pos
pussy
qft
queer
quit fucking talking
scrotum
second hole from the back of your neck
semen
shit
shite
shitter
shut the fuck up
slag
snatch
son of a bitch
sonofabitch
spam sandwich
sperm
spic
spooge
stfu
tic tacs
tit head
tits
titts
tosser
turd
twat
twocer
up yours
useless pillock
vagina
wank
what the fuck
what the hell
whore
wtf
wth
www
So, a spam sandwich, anyone..? Or how about a nice jobby jobby plop plop?
/ paddy
Paddy K 
I work for a newspaper and am on a moderator’s rota for our website comments. I can’t believe some of the things people write. They then complain like merry hell when we don’t publish their obscene or totally libellous views!
“Dump master”?!
I thought the chat was mainly used by Swedes?
My son used to hang out in a chatroom where bad language was modified automatically. “Fuck” became “hug”, “fucking” became “hugging”.
Around My Kitchen Table: People are thick – I thought everybody knew that!
Martin: This is the English filter list – there is also a Swedish one, but much shorter. I like the “hug” filter concept! “If you don’t get your hugging donkey over here right now I’ll hugging kiss you!”
www? Seriously!
Daniel: I assume that’s only to stop people writing in links to porn sites and suchlike.
There seems to be a lot of subjects a bingoist shouldn’t discuss while bingoing. Football – play ball! Flying aircraft – Biggles sat in his cock pit and moved the stick between his legs (this one is more or less authentic!). Not to mention the shocking life of golfers…
cheers/Rolf
Jobby jobby plop plop is awesome. I really wonder what it means.
Hilarious -especially jobby jobby plop plop.. sounds like something my kids would say about taking a dump in the loo..
“jobby jobby plop plop”
I finally found a use for Urban Dictionary – translating blog postings…
:-)
cheers/Rolf
Rolf: Strange they can’t discuss balls, since it IS bingo…
Others: Anybody want to go into an online Bingo room and find out..?
Can you make me a wordist with the hundred most common positive connotation adjectives, and the one hundred less common ones?
By the way great work
mariana: You want the what and HOW?
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