As you may know, if you can be bothered to remember pointless details like this, I work in a company that produces online Bingo games. In each Bingo game is a chat, and the chat has a bad language filter. This means that the chat master can decide which inappropriate words will be blocked from appearing in the chat window.
The actual list of words serves 3 purposes:
- It shows the level of humour expected from the average online Bingo player.
- It shows what the average chat master EXPECTS the average online Bingo player to come up with.
- It gives us all a good chuckle.
So here it is, in all its bawdy (and alphabetically sorted) glory:
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The message has been rejected!
blue veined piccal
jobby jobby plop plop
kojak in a crew neck jumper
kojak in a rollneck jumper
oh my fucking good
piece of shit
quit fucking talking
second hole from the back of your neck
shut the fuck up
son of a bitch
what the fuck
what the hell
So, a spam sandwich, anyone..? Or how about a nice jobby jobby plop plop?
14 thoughts on “Bad Bingo Words”
I work for a newspaper and am on a moderator’s rota for our website comments. I can’t believe some of the things people write. They then complain like merry hell when we don’t publish their obscene or totally libellous views!
I thought the chat was mainly used by Swedes?
My son used to hang out in a chatroom where bad language was modified automatically. “Fuck” became “hug”, “fucking” became “hugging”.
Around My Kitchen Table: People are thick – I thought everybody knew that!
Martin: This is the English filter list – there is also a Swedish one, but much shorter. I like the “hug” filter concept! “If you don’t get your hugging donkey over here right now I’ll hugging kiss you!”
Daniel: I assume that’s only to stop people writing in links to porn sites and suchlike.
There seems to be a lot of subjects a bingoist shouldn’t discuss while bingoing. Football – play ball! Flying aircraft – Biggles sat in his cock pit and moved the stick between his legs (this one is more or less authentic!). Not to mention the shocking life of golfers…
Jobby jobby plop plop is awesome. I really wonder what it means.
Hilarious -especially jobby jobby plop plop.. sounds like something my kids would say about taking a dump in the loo..
“jobby jobby plop plop”
I finally found a use for Urban Dictionary – translating blog postings…
Rolf: Strange they can’t discuss balls, since it IS bingo…
Others: Anybody want to go into an online Bingo room and find out..?
Can you make me a wordist with the hundred most common positive connotation adjectives, and the one hundred less common ones?
By the way great work
mariana: You want the what and HOW?
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