Metro Sweden, that gushing fountain of shite news, published a story on Tuesday (warning: PDF link!) concerning two ladies and their adventures at a sushi buffet.
The ladies can be seen here looking all “sad for the photo” and expecting us to feel sorry for them. Here’s why:
This meant they went through much more sushi than a normal person would, leaving a pile of unusable rice behind them.
When the staff pointed out to the ladies that they would have to order something more expensive (sashimi) if they only wanted fish, they became all stroppy and refused. And the staff asked them to leave. Which they did. Only to contact a newspaper and pose for the above “we are victims oh pity us” photo.
Now, if these ladies are looking for sympathy, they have come to the wrong blog. The restaurant, if you ask me, was completely right to throw out their moany arses. People seem to believe that they can behave however they want, anywhere, or demand whatever they like, and it’s ok.
But listen ladies, if you want the fish, then pay for the fucking fish, or else get the hell out. The owner and the staff decides. Your power in this is simply not to go back, and tell your friends not to do so either. And not just run to the newspapers like somebody just stole your fucking lollipop.
In their defence the ladies explain that they are “on a special diet”, which means basically, they don’t like rice, or refuse to eat it for magical reasons. Which helps their case not at all.
And the restaurant involved? Where the ladies who couldn’t eat rice went for lunch? It was called Rice. Irony doesn’t begin to cover it. Stupidity and arrogance probably does.
People, I must once again conclude, are sometimes as thick as shit.